Hey fucker! Some women have penises, and I’m sure you know this, but those same women are far more loved by other woman than you ever will be. Lesbians love us, and hate you, because you have a shitty personality and thoughts, and are just as hideous on the outside as you are on the inside.

millennialsfabwlw:

cocksmasher69:

lesbiani:

cocksmasher69:

I saw the furry icon out of the corner of my eye and stopped reading

> lesbians love us

> just as hideous on the outside as you are on the inside

Sir, where exactly are lesbians loving you? And how can you even bear the cognitive dissonance it must cause to call anyone ugly when you look like something the family cat threw up? Look at yourself! Is it the blond male on the right who larps as a lesbian and loves you? Because I can’t imagine how your mother could even stomach looking at you, let alone a real lesbian!

What level of hallucination are you on that you think any actual lesbian is being anything more than polite to you when she validates your gender identity? 😂 Rest assured, lesbians don’t love you!

And of course it’s captioned: My girlfriend and I during my family’s holiday party, during our first full day together in person. I am the curvy one, she is the highly pretty one. Both transfemale and both lesbian. And, so very in love. We are dorks and sadly on opposite coasts, but still very adorable.

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING!!!!!!

But seriously though, males thinking they are lesbians is already so damn pathetic but this is even worst cognitive dissonance: how can two males in a couple together ever think that there are lesbians? I need to drink some water, to close my computer for the day and go back to reading my virginia woolf’s book, i am done with seeing this type of nonsense.