bigmeansweatydyke

me starting a text post

katy-l-wood:

Sometimes I remember weird things from my childhood that seemed totally normal at the time but now I’m like “wait, no, that was not even a little normal.”

In other news, my family once dressed me up as a dead Victorian child to scare hotel guests.

I’m really going to need you to elaborate on this.

gaymeanshomosexual:

hello-homophobes:

exgynocraticgrrl:

[x]

this is why no trans woman can be butch

just-shower-thoughts:

Waldo doesn’t hide; he’s a tourist living an exotic lifestyle but for some reason we’re keeping constant surveillance of him.

wonderytho:

me irl

just-shower-thoughts:

Our planet is slowly rotating and tilting back and forth near a heat source just like a rotisserie chicken.

pukicho:

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

transmedtwink:

Hating Onision is one step closer to tumblr peace. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.