“When Hard Candy came out a year later, Page quickly grew tired of answering questions about it. “I got really cranky about it when men would come in to interview me and go —” she paused to affect a nerdy, reedy male voice — “‘Oh no, are there any scissors in here?’ And I’d be like, ‘If we turned on prime-time television tonight, I will see a naked woman in a dumpster. So I need you to stop telling me how hard it is as a man to watch this movie.’”
HNNNNNNG honestly at this point i would love a normie gf. i want me a real plain jane. a good ole stone stacy who doesn’t know what tumblr is. BUT i do love me a good goth gf…. how am i supposed to choose???
“you dont HAVE to interact with their dick!! there are other positions :)” damn how dare a lesbian actively want pussy lmao. how dare she
people think women’s sexuality is passive. they think women’s sexuality is about what a woman can “tolerate” and “manage not to be repulsed by” whereas men’s sexuality is viewed as what the man seeks out directly, what he actively desires. it’s a tremendous shame. im a lesbian. i ACTIVELY want sexual interaction with adult female persons, women. it literally doesn’t matter IF i could “tolerate sex with a male body”. my sexuality isn’t about toleration. it’s about what i want. and i want women.
story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”
My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.
I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.
My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now
whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announces “I ASCEND” it’s the best thing
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