bigmeansweatydyke

sapphic-matriarchy:

the-real-ted-cruz:

multiplegenredisorder:

martunamajor:

unlimitedtrashworks:

legalizevore:

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

what level of woke

GUILLERMO MI AMOR WE UNDERESTIMATED YOU

amishfighterpilot:

infjs:

Having a signature scent is so crucial when establishing an aesthetic and should not be overlooked.

osteum:

osteum:

I just remembered that Eddie (as venom) once suffocated a man with his huge fuckin chest and I’m dying

proof

xx-hatsunememeku-xx:

a fucking mood

sangredesirena:

marsinlibra:

sgatheist:

being critical of gender makes you transphobic, just like being critical of the sex industry means you hate sex workers and being critical of puppy mills means you hate puppies

and if you’re critical of child labor you hate children

im critical of makeup culture because i want every woman who puts on makeup to literally drop dead

pseudo-euphoria:

Grey text: Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius

Blue text: Virgo, CANCER, Aries, Pisces, Taurus, Leo,

holy-moonlight-sword:

beach-bummer-jellyfish:

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

more like cuban drug lord residing in miami but go off

60 year old gay cuban drug lord who has recently retired to miami

2spleenz:

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

shiftythrifting:

All found at Goodwill in Elkhart, IN
1. I almost bought that shirt
2. Billy Ray Cyrus approves this message
3. The hell is (a) Denker
4. I’m 90% sure this was stolen from a local Starbucks
5. A cursed teacup shot glass(?)

tokillapromqueen:

sushipixels:

lord-kitschener:

twunkboy:

THIS IS CALLED BEING A BOTTOM

#pillow princess is now a sexual orientation

Someone: you’re a pillow princess

The genius about to invent lamvanosexual: oh, you haven’t heard?