Uncategorized – Page 136 – Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

emchughes:

catholicboysdetention:

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exCUSE ME

end-cringe:

I ghost wrote this

myspacebabe2007:

theperksofbeingameme:

shiftythrifting:

Oh no.

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “Oh. Damn. You really beat the snot out of him, huh?”

Robot: “Eh. He’ll live.”

Human: “I thought you had like… laws about this kind of thing. About harming humans?”

Robot: “Oh, the Asimov restrictions? I wouldn’t call those laws. They’re more like… guidelines.”

Human: “Mm. Don’t like that.”

Robot: “Well, he’s dead. You sure murdered him… effectively.”

Human: “It wasn’t murder. I was acting in self-defense.”

Robot: “Huh. I thought you had laws about not killing each other.”

Human: “…I mean. We do, but…”

Robot: “If I had eyebrows, I would be waggling them at you sardonically to emphasize the irony of this exchange.”

I imagine the robots in each post looking different, but when in doubt, just imagine this guy:

spader7:

LOVE this skin

moominradfem:

let’s create a sex realism (as opposed to sex positivity) where we teach women and girls how to masturbate and tell them that sex with people that don’t respect u is damaging and that u can totally say no to anal and blowjobs and penetrative sex and literally anything u want to say no to Indefinitely, and that boys are bad in bed.

these are all things that would have helped me when i was going thru my rough teenage years at the hands of the sex positivity movement