pochowek:

Hrngh… what’s popping, Colonel…… damn…! It’s getting hot in here… Better take the sneaking suit off–

(colonel voice) Snake, no! The sneaking suit is crucial to your mission. Leave it on. It’s cute as fuck.

stinkyhat:

today is:

energy sword sunday

fingers in his ass sunday

keanu reeves’ birthday

the anniversary of i had to do it to em

this is an insanely powerful day.

light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

prismatic-bell:

gahdamnpunk:

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

If you were curious, that’s $714.33 in 2018 numbers.

It’s also approximately what I make for two weeks’ Labor.

televisionreference:

rupaul’s drag race meme: [1/10] queens → Trixie Mattel

“All my jokes are cries for help.”

eleanorscullen:

Y’all,,, snsjskdoxowo

dragonpajamas:

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

im-prada–u-nada:

friendly reminder that trans women are women :) and there’s nothing you can do about it :)

shego666:

dickobiterator:

evil-terf-hands:

chocobbunnii:

just like how trans wimmin can’t do anything about their XY chromosomes and their not wide enough to birth a child pelvic bone 🌚

friendly reminder that mermaid otherkin are real mermaids 🙂 and there’s nothing you can do about it 🙂

Friendly reminder that afab transwomen are transwomen 🙂 and there’s nothing you can do about it 🙂

friendly reminder that this one is for the boys with the booming system top down AC with the cooling system