baconandmegz:

atrickstertype:

october31st1981:

amysantiagone:

drarrysinful:

october31st1981:

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

tea

datgreatterfysharkcritic:

actuallyhashtag:

nightfuryobsessed:

fivesecondscookies:

wholivesdiestellsyourstory:

suck-it-pence-im-gay-and-proud:

thebonemage:

bulph:

themightyglamazon:

tabbran:

darthkres:

thetrippytrip:

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Not related to eds but FUCK it’s good

I DIDNT KNOW THE G SPOT AND LEMON MAN WERE RELATED AS MEMES

YOU MUST READ THE WHOLE THING!

IT’S TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

OMG.

THE LEVELS.

THE LAYERS.

TOTALLY WORTH EVERYONES TIME.

I’m literally crying plz read

Jesus this is amazing XD

Wow look at that sour lemon male…

I’m 😆 😂 🤣

virgodura:

the whole woc have no shared experiences w white women thing is so wild to me like i, a brown, can read some medieval white european womans thoughts on female embodiment and how it’s a prison and think “mood.” I can read some misogynistic Ancient Greek text and feel hurt and disgusted by it.

I can relate to these things bc guess what… women of colour are women…. we are female…. we can relate to white women and their experiences of misogyny bc we too suffer from misogyny… and while some of these experiences are different due to the nature of our oppression as racialized women, many of these experiences are exactly the same. I’m so fed up of queer devils, not even all of them white, using us as pawns for their dumb arguments.

soloveitchik:

deceive:

soloveitchik:

deceive:

I’m so fucking tired of my mutuals refusing to exercise critical thinking. Stop putting Johnny on a pedestal when he a) ate the sugar and b) fucking lied to his father about it when directly confronted.

Let’s not forget to check Johnny’s dad when he a) also lied b) continues to act like the moral authority to Johnny about lying!

Lmao I’m just talking about the ESCU (Eating Sugar Cinematic Universe) where Johnny’s Papa is essentially lied to for a minute straight…. I don’t know where you’re getting your lore

Tbh Johnny’s dad is too authoritarian. Maybe let Johnny eat sugar once and a while and he won’t feel compelled to lie when he does? 🤔I think Johnny’s dad creates an environment so toxic it makes Johnny feel compelled to lie 😔