straight couples who scout for bi women/lesbians to have threesomes with always look like this

Meiodia

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Stephen Bannon arrives on Capitol Hill and please ignore the Hampsterdance Song remix our computers are putting that on everything right now and we are unable to stop it

unclefather:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

You know I had to doot it to em

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:

years later House is still as relevant as he ever was

I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown.

Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity.

That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold.
That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it.

The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes.

Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.

Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?

Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it.

Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever, or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.

And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.

You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.

browsedankmemes:

We dont deserve dogs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Quj4WA

unabashed-festival-bouquet:

irrationallyradical:

what the fuck is this liberal man-catering shit?

liberalism is saying that a woman celebrating women’s natural features is a bad thing.

like ohhhhh you might offend the woman who participate in their own dehumanization!!!!

Your brain on liberalism

Hey fucker! Some women have penises, and I’m sure you know this, but those same women are far more loved by other woman than you ever will be. Lesbians love us, and hate you, because you have a shitty personality and thoughts, and are just as hideous on the outside as you are on the inside.

millennialsfabwlw:

cocksmasher69:

lesbiani:

cocksmasher69:

I saw the furry icon out of the corner of my eye and stopped reading

> lesbians love us

> just as hideous on the outside as you are on the inside

Sir, where exactly are lesbians loving you? And how can you even bear the cognitive dissonance it must cause to call anyone ugly when you look like something the family cat threw up? Look at yourself! Is it the blond male on the right who larps as a lesbian and loves you? Because I can’t imagine how your mother could even stomach looking at you, let alone a real lesbian!

What level of hallucination are you on that you think any actual lesbian is being anything more than polite to you when she validates your gender identity? 😂 Rest assured, lesbians don’t love you!

And of course it’s captioned: My girlfriend and I during my family’s holiday party, during our first full day together in person. I am the curvy one, she is the highly pretty one. Both transfemale and both lesbian. And, so very in love. We are dorks and sadly on opposite coasts, but still very adorable.

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING!!!!!!

But seriously though, males thinking they are lesbians is already so damn pathetic but this is even worst cognitive dissonance: how can two males in a couple together ever think that there are lesbians? I need to drink some water, to close my computer for the day and go back to reading my virginia woolf’s book, i am done with seeing this type of nonsense.