theweegeemeister:

A fun new game to play while we wait for Smash Bros Ultimate to be released: 

Which unlikely SSB characters have canonically fucked?

For example: Capt. Olimar. Has a wife and two kids. Fuck status: Confirmed

Pacman? Also has a lovely wife and kids. Status: Confirmed to fuck

Now Bowser is an interesting one; he has Bowser Jr. sure, but in Mario lore babies are delivered by stork. So Bowser Jr was probably delivered in the same way.

So Bowser’s fuck status? Unconfirmed but plausible 

animentality:

boarofthenorth100:

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Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site

nowhites:

cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”

never bitch

cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life