jabberwockypie:

alwaysbewoke:

Story

Republicans in the House passed a bill this morning that would
reclassify dozens of federal crimes as “crimes of violence,” making them
deportable offenses under immigration law.
Criminal justice advocacy
groups say the bill, rushed to the floor without a single hearing, is
unnecessary, is overbroad, and will intensify the problem of
overcriminalization.

marshals-to-dictators:

stbonifacesaxe:

cathy-sienna-40:

stbonifacesaxe:

cathy-sienna-40:

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

marshals-to-dictators:

holy-flamingo:

marshals-to-dictators:

What’s a mormon

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

People who think that is a “church”

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

vodkabitchprincess:

jayventura:

igotyourfav:

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Girls love wasting your time.

he drove three hours to her city without even bothering to ask her if she wanted to see him, wandered around the city like a dumbass, and then tried to show up at her house all so he could get laid. he wasted his own damn time