linxsay:

linxsay:

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

sleepydykey:

ur-gal:

Why do midwesterners watch tv so loud

We have to drown out the corn somehow

date-a-jew-suggestions:

It sucks how almost every conspiracy is all fun and wacky until you dig too deep and it’s antisemitic

weezer1994:

omg do gay cops exist? can you imagine like getting arrested and they just go “yes gawt lose those rights! rights SNATCHED yass! anything you say can and will be FABULOUS!” omg i wanna commit tax fraud now.

a-singular-canadian:

systlin:

HOLY FUCKSHIT

I WANT IT

dude that’s only 299 dollars
for 299 dollars you could make ur living room the SICKEST living room anyone has ever been in, or will ever be in, in their ENTIRE GODDAMN LIVES