boptacular:

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

naamahdarling:

devilsmadvocate:

bobbymoynihan:

lleuwelyn:

looks more like she has been covering her ears to not listen to anything he had to say so he had to punch the wall to finally get her attention…

im a little bit confused, are you analyzing a stock photo used for an article from a satirical online magazine?

let’s all just take a moment to appreciate how a completely fictional man can exhibit abusive behavior in a hypothetical universe that exists solely to mock this behavior and someone out there will still bend over backwards to defend him.

Eeeeeeeeyup.