Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

this is me, if i was a cat

literallyaflame:

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me 😦 fuck 😦

https://bigmeansweatydyke.tumblr.com/post/177436475330/audio_player_iframe/bigmeansweatydyke/tumblr_n8z12tAOFH1s37wt7?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fbigmeansweatydyke%2F177436475330%2Ftumblr_n8z12tAOFH1s37wt7

takenbyzico:

ikaricrossinglines:

subsidiary:

what a helpful friend

aww he hold the pen for you! ❤

cringyprincess:

teenagerposts:

when u step on a leaf and it doesn’t crunch

Big mood, I love the cronch

copperbadge:

butchpharah:

trainthief:

algernonmoncrieff:

I made him gay

there was no stonewall in the batman universe because george clooney personally rendered it unnecessary

i love the wording because it implies that George Clooney personally altered the dc universe to make batman gay so now Batman is permanently and canonically gay

I mean, who’s gonna argue with George Clooney?

theocseason4:

Me and my girls on our way to the store to get some trail mix

earthdad:

I’m dating a supervillian

jnxi:

tumblr kinnie: *takes a sip of beer* oohdhhhhs im tipsy. Im so drunk. … I think im.ascending out of my body. Im gtting KIN MEMORIES … Im a drug addict now