[to the tune of All These Things That I’ve Done by the Killers] when everyone’s sloshed, the party is glapped
all these nuts that i’ve slapped
the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift
lit af
she was gettin it
girl: hey peetio, why don’t ya drop in tonight? *eyes move in and out of body* i dig watching you, watching me dance
peter: *eyes and mouth begin demonically movong in and out of face* know what, i think i will!
music: brdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdb
girl: *manically flails arms and does the twist*
*looks at my mood ring and it just says BITCH in big white letters*
bitch you gon step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch *piano and extreme bass distortion* disgusting
Big Mean Sweaty Dyke 