Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

gaysonic:

lookskindadeadinside:

kanto-jhoto:

heyitspj:

how does golbat close its mouth?????

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.  

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

nibenese:

crybabybutch:

cryopods:

@ girls with girlfriends … how did u do that …

Talk to a girl

Impossible. Have a terrible day.

zooophagous:

I used to mock the fact that so many tv shows and movies use people who are like 29 to play highschool students but you know what if it keeps fewer kids on set where some grody ass fucking pedo director could put their hands on them I’m all for highschool specials with crows feet and five o’clock shadow because honestly like 3 people total in Hollywood can be trusted and they’re on thin fuckin ice

thepuppyclub:

“Let boys be masculine! Let them be strong and assertive! Let girls be soft and pretty and scared to walk out at night! Let girls love boys and boys love girls! Support your local conglomerates that produces pink drones! Pink navy jets against breast cancer!”

paper-mario-wiki:

reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill

reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it

reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted

reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch