cheatcommandos:

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

brxsm:

Things you attract when your post blows up: porn bots, perpetually offended tinfoil hatters who say really embarrassing things such as ‘OP is a terf’ and ‘OP is bad but post is good 🤯 what do I do’

podencos:

Me pretending I wasn’t bawling my eyes out

just-shower-thoughts:

The very first person to use gold as a currency must have been a great salesman to convince another person to give up something useful for a shiny yellow piece of rock

korolevx:

healthbyholly:

There’s nothing wrong with swearing at any job. That’s not “profanity.” people can speak however the fuck they want and swearing shouldn’t be censored in the first place, it’s not “offensive,” no words are (aside from slurs and whatnot). “Swear” words shouldn’t be treated any differently than any other words.

There’s also nothing wrong with displaying your body however you want at any job or anywhere in general, as the body is also never offensive.

one day we will live in a society where my barista is completely nude and he calls me a bitch for ordering a pumpkin spice latte