fondwitch:

catsbrew:

otterling:

I want to open a cat cafe that only has black cats in it (since they struggle so hard to get adopted). It would sell magic supplies and be witch themed. I’d name it “The Familiar Cafe”.

Please tell me each black cat is named after herbs because I’m living for the idea that I can walk in and find Devils Weed and have lit time playing with them while I eat food.

It got better

mateus:

unofficialkaiser:

jamjarsandjournals:

The best bit about being bisexual and nonbinary

every attraction you feel is gay *gasp*

like fuck me, girls are awesome, I’m gay

and then wowowowowowowow boys I’m sooooooo gay

but also nonbinary humans?!??!???!!! hot!! also gay!!

imagine being this fucking embarrassing

by that logic, wouldnt every attraction you feel also be straight?

spoiler: no, because it’s not “cool” and you love fetishizing gay people.

lesbi-antigone:

Duo from Duolingo is an owl that teaches languages and encourages his students to study with increasingly ominous messages. There is little information given on where Duo has come from, but his demonic and threatening nature ties him to another teacher owl, Stolas. Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands 26 demon legions, and teaches astronomy. Should Duo be a descendent of Stolas, he would be royalty in hell and likely holds immense power. In this essay i will