Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.
Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.
things heating up in the pinocchio fandom
Aw, this is cute.
Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is
This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”
Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”
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sometimes i come onto tumblr just to scroll through my own blog… my vanity does not cease here in the pixel world of digital attention seeking
Big Mean Sweaty Dyke 