constant mood – Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

darcemontgomery:

*in tears* uh, hey everyone… karma got its kiss for me! *puckers lips* uh i cant go to JONATHAN’S right now because i got a…. a ticket because apparently you’resupposedtopulloverforanemergencyvehicle and i didn’t know *laughs* listen, my life is extremely going downhill cause im getting acne, and im getting fat and im blading right here if you cant see the whole triangle there like a piece of hair, im balding IM BALDING i’m turning ugly and my face is going to be fat for the rest of the day and i cant even SHOWER BEFORE WORK because im not going to be home on time! and that fat ass indiana *cries* the fat ass indiana cop…. gave me a ticket…. and he’s like “do you know about this law?” i didn’t so i said “no”… because i didnt *talking through tears* and it’s so much money and i only have THIRTY SEVEN DOLLARS and im not supposed to go under fifty and im going to get fined by my bank *friend talking in the background* ^{^{SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP}}!! im going to get fined by my bank for having under fifty dollars ♫ and i already owe my parents four hundred something dollars and i owe my friend’s mom eighty and i cant get a job now but everything’s fine and im oKAY and my parents are really mad at me and my life is going ^{^downhiiiill} ♫ so if anyone wants to be like a nice person *laughs through tears* and give me money to pay for this fucking ticket because i dont have it *inhales* i’mgoingtoleavemypaypal link but like *winks* thats me winking BUT MY EYES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO WINK *cries* and i called to see if i could serve jail time instead of paying but no one answered so i left a voicemail asking if it were an option for me to serve jal time instead of paying *inhales* *friend talking* so it what you’re going to get arrested for that they’re going to be like this dumbest bitch then they’re going to arrest you *crying* *other friend talking* isn’t that the point that’s what she wants *crying laughing* and my freinds are laughing while i’m having an emotional breakdown *crying* ^{^{SHOW ME SUPPOOOOOOORT}} *crying laughing* *screams into pillow*