my lame ass life – Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

first night at my new job and i didn’t have a meltdown!!

i finished fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood not like i’m crying or anything

i’m outside grillin and it’s so goddamn muggy and i really just wanna take my fuckin top off

i’m being paid to look after my borderline senile step-grandmother afternoons and evenings (and overnight) along with my eight year old brother who has the most severe case of ADHD i have ever seen but i still managed to whip up dinner, get everyone in bed and make sure noone is dead. i also have to wake up at 7 AM to make sure homegirl gets her morning meds and make sure my brother eats breakfast and then go to work at 9:30. i deserve a fuckin MEDAL for this shit.

i’m feeling a lot better today mostly because i got 200 smackeroonies for a commission so i’m not too poor for hair bleach anymore. stay tuned for possible hair change, folks (pst give me hair color suggestions)

upd8 i’m feelin’ real fat n gross and feel like doodoo right now so this is great

what’s gone on in my life since i’ve been gone

-I started an internship!

-I got commissioned!

-I’ve been talkin to a really great gal!

-I went on to the beach!

-I got cute new clothes!

me @ my own fat ass why won’t you stop eATING

what even is she why is she laying like this

YALL GET A LOADA THIS SUNBURN!