person: why are you walking around holding two snakes with your tits out?
woman who’s about to invent minoan mythology: oh, haven’t you heard?
Tag: stupid shit
hey everyone remember it’s a-ok to say awful, deragatory, degrading things to women you don’t like just as long as you don’t call them a bitch 🙂
yall remember that live-action Kangaroo Jack movie where they showed the talking CGI kangaroo in literally all the merchandising and media so kids would see it and then that CGI kangaroo only appears in like a short segment of the movie as a hallucination or some shit in the midst of some bizarre random ass plot about organized crime or some shit. because that was whack.
real talk if you put olives on nachos i do not trust you
my roommate has a VERY loud alarm that’s some fuckin heavy metal song or some shit and it blares VERY LOUDLY every goddamn morning and she will CONSISTENTLY lay in bed for like fifteen minutes after the alarm goes off so i don’t know why homegirl bothers even setting the fuckin thing to go off EVERY GODDAMN MORNING
also sorry if my anons are fucked up bc that last post was from an anonymous submitter but apparently people say that my anon is off??? idk why i haven’t really had a reason to shut it off but i’m on mobile 99% of the time and i have no idea how to turn my anons on so uuuh if anyone wants to tell a dumb motherfucker how to do it that’d be gr8
Big Mean Sweaty Dyke 