bigmeansweatydyke:

if she’s got a pulse that’ll do

LMAO just kidding i’m not that desperate (or am i)

hmmmm without focusing TOO much on appearance (although i do love femme girls/very feminine women), the perfect girl is someone who really understands me and all my weird shit, someone who will listen to me talk on and on about whatever i’m fixated on at the moment. i want a girl who’ll let me treat her like a princess but also will kill a spider for my weak butch ass. getting along with my friends and my dog is a MUST. a lil freaky but also someone who won’t make my parents’ heads explode.