Tag: this sentence activated my fight or flight response

todayilearnedthat:

sisselthecat:

todayilearnedthat:

TIL based on gathered data about word pleasantness, the most pleasant sentence in the English language would be “Slurp down this moist chunky pulp squirted from my gravid teats.”

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This sentence makes me want to fight somebody

meet me in the dumpster behind california pizza kitchen