wirelesson:

everytime people talk about how all germans are assholes, I think about the time when my water bottle exploded inside my bag without me noticing and everybody on the train would just stare at the puddle under me as all my papers got slowly ruined

fucking nobody said anything like “excuse me, but there’s 2 liters of sparkling water gushing out of your handbag”, and the worst part??!!? I, as a German™, would have done the EXACT same thing. fuck us