Some person: Circumcision is bad
Me: I agree, I don’t think that non-essential surgical procedures on an infant for aesthetic reasons is appropriate in any case
Some person: FGM and circumcision are the exact same thing and I can’t hear discussions of FGM without constantly bringing up circumcision, I honestly believe that removing an infant’s foreskin is the same thing as removing a 12-year-old girl’s labia and clitoris and sewing her vagina closed
Me: I will come to your house and cut your dick off myself