warmheartwitch:

darkandstormyslash:

destroymales:

Being a lesbian is a lot like being in a real life version of Green Eggs & Ham, except it’s constantly having to clarify that you don’t like dick, and you don’t change your mind at the end, so it just goes on f o r e v e r.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

Would you? Could you?

in a frock?

Would you? Could you?

With pastel hair dye?

I do not like them sam-38-(/she/her/xe/xir)-I-am