What if every sexuality had a different house, and the sorting hat just yells LESBIAN!!!. What if people who have a different romantic attraction than their sexuality form clubs and do their own competitions. The winners of the house cups have banners of their flag hanging all around the main hall. I want people walking around with cloaks of their flags. I want the flying candles to have rainbow colors! I WANT ACES TRAINING THE DRAGONS. I WANT DEMISEXUALS PRACTICING SPELLS. I WANT THE TABLES CHEERING FOR THEIR NEW MEMBERS AT THE SORTING CEREMONY. I WANT EVERY PRIDE DAY TO BE AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY WHERE ALL THE STUDENTS WHO WANT TO GO ON A PARADE. GIVE ME BISEXUALS AT HERBOLOGY AND AROMANTICS DOING DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS. GIVE ME QUESTIONING STUDENTS MAKING LOVE POTIONS! GIVE ME TABLE CLOTHS IN ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW! GIVE ME A CETEROSEXUAL GOING STARGAZING WITH THEIR LESBIAN BEST FRIEND.
Big Mean Sweaty Dyke 