1. straight men who call themselves lesbians & straight women who call themselves gay men (they’re both at number 1)
2. straight people who call themselves ~queer~ cos one or both of them identifies as nonbinary/genderfluid (i.e. the nico tortorella types)
3. nonbinaries
4. aces
5. people who think that wanting to get to know somebody before they fuck them makes them not straight6. (this is a special mention) bisexual people who refuse to accept that the whole world isn’t bisexual, and doesn’t have to be.