postmaloneterfbangs:

cocksmasher69:

me at Target in 10 years: excuse me *reads nametag* xhir, where’s your restroom?

xhir: what are your pronouns

me: I’m a woman

xhir: *staring blankly*

me: I’m femme-aligned

xhir: oh, it’s toward the front of the store past the gender neutral communal piss trough

me: ok

I walk past the piss trough and through a door that says ‘nonbinary femmes’ and it’s just an empty room with a drain in the middle and one urinal

a man walks in as I’m pissing on the floor and shoves me out of the way

zhehr: I’m shartgender and you as a femme-aligned entity have privilege over me so move out of the way cuz my genderqueer bussy’s about to explode

The gender police arrest me outside

reblogging this absolute classic