Author: bigmeansweatydyke

femaleorgasmsonly:

lesbian-venting:

y’all discoursing abt a woman putting a pussy in her music video again, huh

Nobody says anything about the thousands upon thousands of music videos with softcore porn of womens bodies being used as sexual objects but as soon as women talk about or appreciate or glorify their bodies in a positive manner and not for the specific function of male consumption/not including penis- everyone is up in arms lmao

reservoirgays:

I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden

anachronic-cobra:

Human: *biting into a ridiculously hot pepper* AAUUUGHHH

Alien: HUMAN! HAVE YOU BEEN POISONED? WHAT DO I DO!?

Human: *coughing, red, and watery-eyed* n-nah, it’s cool bro.

Alien: I must ensure none of these devil plants are still hidden in the food supply! Who put them there? Was it an assassination attempt?! Who would–

Human: *takes a bite of the pepper again, wheezing through the burn*

Alien: …wh…why…?

Human: Because we can, mostly

Alien: …fuck it, fuck you, fuck this devil plant, I’m out