Uncategorized – Page 106 – Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

Exposed lesbophobe.

nvgan:

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

A US nurse discovered that her colleague doctor was a premature baby she cared for 28 years ago. Just goes to show how amazing nurses like her are. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2M13zSz

black-autistic-lesbian:

Anti-terf people on tumblr

larry-thesnail:

not again

saffronfield:

I love it when people sound like incels but in a Woke way. some people don’t want to have sex with you. die mad about it

xandrachantal:

alusteratrocious:

ukrindian:

nokiabae:

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

Got circumcised at Claire’s

was buried in a shallow grave at Claire’s

seinfeldbassline:

do dyke professors exist like can you imagine her coming in with her motorcycle helmet and cargo shorts and she leans one arm against the wall and says “i ate my wife’s pussy for breakfast” wtf i want to go to college now

theglowpt2:

theglowpt2:

what if your mortician was gay

misanthropyforlunch:

kestrel-tree:

Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.

My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.