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8ts:

imagine a universe where, after you meet you soulmate, you cant poop anymore

omg what if you had to live with your enemy and you both slowly noticed that you dont have to poop anymore…

it would be so sad if you met someone you were in love with but you had to take a dump a couple hours later 😥

i should write a BOOK!!!!

artemiswasamerf:

star-of-wormwood:

turns out feminists were the real men all along

Then where is my privilege

rcktpwr:

im 27. i’m a sexual freak. i’m a superwholockian. i’m a convicted murderer.

i’m a blogger. I. Am. Tumblr.

otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

succubarbie:

as a woman when you realize that your sexual desires are active and not passive, that’s when you become free. your sexuality is not about what you can theoretically tolerate, it’s not about how you can cater to and satisfy others sexually, it’s about what YOU want! it’s about what you actively desire and feel passion for