Uncategorized – Page 110 – Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

hogfarts-will-burn-to-the-ground:

xxziggystardust:

When you see a girl out with her boyfriend and she is dressed up and he is wearing basketball shorts and a tshirt with a fish on it

haraam:

tumler playlists be like

smoking crack with your serbian mutuals:

1. panic at the disco

enjolryas:

someone take my computer away from me

browsedankmemes:

Ain’t seen no Phantoms burned yet. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

twiddletaffy:

twiddletaffy:

Cullen: I think we should consider the templars because-

(this was just supposed to be a meme drawing but i got…too invested)

based off of this lmao

lattelesbian:

honestly fuck people that tell femme lesbians they’re “too pretty to be lesbians” or because they dress feminine it’s attracting men and we should stop dressing that way. femme lesbians or lesbians in general will never ever dress for men.

sleepydykey:

melifair:

lionesshathor:

armedandgayngerous:

cup-a-fear:

bunjywunjy:

…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.

“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”

is this that Smashing Pumpkins band

You all act like this is weird but this is exactly what humans do with crunchy leaves and other smooshable things.

Those elephants look so happy to smoosh those pumpkins

It’s elephant bubble wrap

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse