“Your melanin is the paint” – Laolu Senbanjo, The New York Times, 2016
Danielle Brooks
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They are saying with a straight face:
This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.
Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.
i AM a lesbian and she’s attractive as hell
Hello a lesbian and she’s attractive as hell, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1.
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Beep-boop!
Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns
Me making a submission to a talent contest
Watch me drink this bottle of water in an ungodly manner
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
“turn the other cheek” is a good personal philosophy… but complying to a pacifist philosophy when other lives are in danger feels selfish to me. if someone else’s life is threatened, but you refuse to do anything about it, you are putting your ideology over that persons life.
This post isn’t written in any known human language
Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?
Big Mean Sweaty Dyke 