Big Mean Sweaty Dyke

jehovahhthickness:

glumshoe:

theultimate-000:

glumshoe:

You never really register the depth of your alienation from your physical body until you confronted by the disquieting possibility of loving and being loved while inhabiting it. 

Is this english

no, my cat walked across the keyboard and this is what she typed

trans-sailor-saturn:

osunism:

beijinhos:

bbbrujo:

rosepetalbath:

Yes offence but people who actively dislike children are literally evil and I don’t trust them

full offence: i am literally evil and shouldn’t be trusted. 

if you hate children so much, why did you follow one for six months and start flirting with them as soon as they turned 18?

i mean, i’m not a child anymore, sure. and you started flirting with me after i turned 18. but considering that 1; youre 27 years old, 2; i turned 18 less than 3 months ago, and 3; you’ve been following me for 6 months, clearly since i was 17… i just think that that sends a very contrasting message is all

lesboheresy:

politics are a nightmare i’m going to the scottish highlands to eat dirt and lavender

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear